OK, so I'm easily amused...

[bigtitch]

But I had to register with this US newspaper because there was an article I wanted to read and I couldn't unless I was subscribed. And it was free and everything, but I hate having to do that crap. So it asked for a lot of personal stuff and I gave made up answers to it. This morning I got an email welcoming me to the newspaper subscribers club or whatever. It started:
Dear Attila
Made my day...