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I've often suspected that if he has 666 somewhere on his body then we're all doomed, but after a conversation with [livejournal.com profile] evildrem tonight I'm convinced that he does have 666 on him somewhere. There is no other explanation for the supernatural way he just keeps getting better and better. I mean in the same way that you can't get bigger than infinity, you're not really supposed to be able to improve on perfection. But John passed perfect a while back and is still accelerating. I mean on the Weakest Link tonight he suggests a threesome with Anne Robinson and Noel Clarke and then calls her mistress!!! How awesome is that?

So I can find no other explanation other than that he is the Anti-Christ. He's just obviously decided, in a Good Omensy type way, that bringing about Armageddon is just not as much fun as a career in music and acting. And I for one welcome our new gay overlord!

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