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customers_suck. Someone posted a link on there to a blog that might be even funnier Not Always Right
Sample
(Our car insurance policies include an extension that lets customers drive other vehicles with minimum-level cover, but it’s only available to customers over 25.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help?”
Customer: “Hi, I’ve got a policy with you. Will it let me drive other cars?”
Me: “It might. Could I ask your age, please?”
Customer: “I’m 23.”
Me: “I’m afraid not, you have to be 25 years old or over before we give you that extension.”
Customer: “Oh, ok, how do I get that, then?”
Me: “…you have to turn 25.”
Customer: “Oh! When will that be?”
And another
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I was just wondering what is currently showing at the moment?”
Me: “Well, the current production is Timon of Athens.”
Customer: “Oh? Is that another sequel of The Lion King? Can I book seats for that?”
Me: “It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s not about lions.”
Customer: “Oh, so it’s just about the meerkat?”
customers_suck. Someone posted a link on there to a blog that might be even funnier Not Always RightSample
(Our car insurance policies include an extension that lets customers drive other vehicles with minimum-level cover, but it’s only available to customers over 25.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help?”
Customer: “Hi, I’ve got a policy with you. Will it let me drive other cars?”
Me: “It might. Could I ask your age, please?”
Customer: “I’m 23.”
Me: “I’m afraid not, you have to be 25 years old or over before we give you that extension.”
Customer: “Oh, ok, how do I get that, then?”
Me: “…you have to turn 25.”
Customer: “Oh! When will that be?”
And another
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I was just wondering what is currently showing at the moment?”
Me: “Well, the current production is Timon of Athens.”
Customer: “Oh? Is that another sequel of The Lion King? Can I book seats for that?”
Me: “It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s not about lions.”
Customer: “Oh, so it’s just about the meerkat?”
