Oh, so *that's* RED?
I Need To See This Film. Dude.
I Need To See This Film. Dude.
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Vinyl Hell
I have stumbled across a gem of a YouTube Channel Vinyl Hell - he hosts a whole stack of cringeworthy 'novelty' records.
I'll let you peruse them at your leisure but I will link to one absolutely, tear-jerking classic: the LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY - 'Who's Knocking On My Door'
Pure genius!
I'll let you peruse them at your leisure but I will link to one absolutely, tear-jerking classic: the LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY - 'Who's Knocking On My Door'
Pure genius!
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Don't eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee.
ZOMG!!!
I just found a link to this blog.
A wife makes notes of the things her husband says in his sleep. Sleep Talkin' Man.
Random samples:
"Skipping to work makes everything better."
"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"
I just found a link to this blog.
A wife makes notes of the things her husband says in his sleep. Sleep Talkin' Man.
Random samples:
"Skipping to work makes everything better."
"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"
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How cool is this?
I love this country. A national newspaper puts on An Interactive Guide to Doctor Who Regenerations
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Twelve Days of LJ
Gacked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
beeej.
I really like the last one!
beeej.On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
bigtitch sent to me...
bigtitch sent to me...Twelve fififolles drumming
fififolles drummingEleven kataclysmics piping
kataclysmics pipingTen sidhe_womans a-leaping
sidhe_womans a-leapingNine entangled_nows dancing
entangled_nows dancingEight slcross a-milking
slcross a-milkingSeven jedinics a-swimming
jedinics a-swimmingSix fides a-writing
fides a-writingFive nhs
Four methos
Three human rights
Two ianto jones
...and a porn in a bisexuality.
I really like the last one!
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Ad Nostalgia
Bit of nostalgia from The Grauniad. Best TV ads of the noughties?.
I'd completely forgotten the Levi's one!
I'd completely forgotten the Levi's one!
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New best thing on the internet
Just in case you haven't seen this yet. May I present to you the Official Best Thing on the Internet:
until the next one.
until the next one.
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Best Laugh All Week
I've only recently discovered the great and glorious ursulav's journal. But I'm glad I did. Take today's entry in which a handful of algae, a beagle and a doorstopping evangelist are woven into a tale of much glory.
ursulav's journal. But I'm glad I did. Take today's entry in which a handful of algae, a beagle and a doorstopping evangelist are woven into a tale of much glory.Entry tags:
LOLs
I have been a longtime fan of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
customers_suck. Someone posted a link on there to a blog that might be even funnier Not Always Right
Sample
(Our car insurance policies include an extension that lets customers drive other vehicles with minimum-level cover, but it’s only available to customers over 25.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help?”
Customer: “Hi, I’ve got a policy with you. Will it let me drive other cars?”
Me: “It might. Could I ask your age, please?”
Customer: “I’m 23.”
Me: “I’m afraid not, you have to be 25 years old or over before we give you that extension.”
Customer: “Oh, ok, how do I get that, then?”
Me: “…you have to turn 25.”
Customer: “Oh! When will that be?”
And another
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I was just wondering what is currently showing at the moment?”
Me: “Well, the current production is Timon of Athens.”
Customer: “Oh? Is that another sequel of The Lion King? Can I book seats for that?”
Me: “It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s not about lions.”
Customer: “Oh, so it’s just about the meerkat?”
customers_suck. Someone posted a link on there to a blog that might be even funnier Not Always RightSample
(Our car insurance policies include an extension that lets customers drive other vehicles with minimum-level cover, but it’s only available to customers over 25.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help?”
Customer: “Hi, I’ve got a policy with you. Will it let me drive other cars?”
Me: “It might. Could I ask your age, please?”
Customer: “I’m 23.”
Me: “I’m afraid not, you have to be 25 years old or over before we give you that extension.”
Customer: “Oh, ok, how do I get that, then?”
Me: “…you have to turn 25.”
Customer: “Oh! When will that be?”
And another
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I was just wondering what is currently showing at the moment?”
Me: “Well, the current production is Timon of Athens.”
Customer: “Oh? Is that another sequel of The Lion King? Can I book seats for that?”
Me: “It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s not about lions.”
Customer: “Oh, so it’s just about the meerkat?”
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TED
I stumbled on this site a while back and just didn't get around to posting about it.
It's TED.
According to the website TED is a small nonprofit devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading.
They hold conferences and seminars where really cool, top-rated-in-their-field people come to give short talks to an audience of interested people.
And they put these talks up on the web for anyone to watch.
A few random samples:
An Inventory of the Invisible
The Web as Random Acts of Kindness
Oliver Sacks on Hallucinations
Life Lessons from an Ad man
WARNING - This Site Will Steal Whole Days of Your Life!!
It's TED.
According to the website TED is a small nonprofit devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading.
They hold conferences and seminars where really cool, top-rated-in-their-field people come to give short talks to an audience of interested people.
And they put these talks up on the web for anyone to watch.
A few random samples:
An Inventory of the Invisible
The Web as Random Acts of Kindness
Oliver Sacks on Hallucinations
Life Lessons from an Ad man
WARNING - This Site Will Steal Whole Days of Your Life!!
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Anvil Launching
I hadn't come across this sport before. But somehow I feel that the Primeval SF guys would be right behind this!
I think it's cool as well!
I think it's cool as well!
WTF
Obama is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
WTF? He's barely started doing anything to get this, let alone have any results. I'm a fan of his, but this is way too much too soon.
Apparently it's because the committee: "...would like to support what he is trying to achieve". Well great! Send money to one of his campaigns. Give him a gold star and a Blue Peter Badge (but not a gold one) but not the Nobel Peace Prize. Come on! Wait until he actually does walk on water before that!
WTF? He's barely started doing anything to get this, let alone have any results. I'm a fan of his, but this is way too much too soon.
Apparently it's because the committee: "...would like to support what he is trying to achieve". Well great! Send money to one of his campaigns. Give him a gold star and a Blue Peter Badge (but not a gold one) but not the Nobel Peace Prize. Come on! Wait until he actually does walk on water before that!
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Wow!
I know it's a guy playing an accordion. Trust me on this and hit 'Play' anyway.
I have no idea how he does that.
I have no idea how he does that.
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Life underneath Las Vegas
After being in Vegas last year, this is just mind-blowing...
<http://abcnews.go.com/nightline/las-vegas-strip-home-homeless/story?id=8652139>Homeless and underneath Las Vegas!!
<http://abcnews.go.com/nightline/las-vegas-strip-home-homeless/story?id=8652139>Homeless and underneath Las Vegas!!