Fic: Murder on the Dance Floor

[bigtitch]

Title : Murder on the Dance Floor
Author : bigtitch
Rating : Gen
Characters : Lester/Lyle
Disclaimer : No names, no pack-drill
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for the primeval100 challenge





Lester dumped his suitcase on the bed and looked round the hotel room.

'Not bad.'

'I've stayed in worse,' Lyle said.

'Black Sail YHA?'

'Muddy ditch in Romania.' Lyle hefted his bag onto the bed. 'Let's get unpacked and hit the bar.'

Lester glanced at what Lyle was unpacking.

'Lyle?'

'Hmm?'

'Why have you brought shin-pads to a wedding?'

'You do know there's a free bar?'

'Yes.'

'And grumpy Scot Cutter has insisted on having a proper celidh band?'

'Yes.'

'So, unlimited alcohol plus Scottish country dancing and our lot? I'm not doing strip the willow without these pads!'